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Heart Plushy pattern

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Hello friends! 

Recently I've taught a few classes at the local Makerspace, all of which incorporate the basic crochet techniques, but allow for the completion of a project so that the students get to leave with a finished project and, hopefully, a sense of accomplishment. 

The end result of one such class is a stuffed heart, in honor of valentine's day. I have a friend who lives far away from me who expressed interest in learning how to make the stuffed heart, so I've written up the pattern in order to help her do so. If you know how to crochet, feel free to take a stab at it. If you don't, well, let me teach you!

Please feel free to sell any finished products from my pattern. I'd appreciate it if you credit me when you do so, but if you don't, that's OK too. BUT. Please don't take my pattern and claim it as your own or try to sell it or whatever. You're on the honor system here, but I honestly believe in karma so... steal at your own risk :)

You will need some yarn, in whatever weight and color you prefer, and a hook size to match and some poly-fil. I often drop down a hook size when I make plushies so that the stuffing doesn't show through. I used worsted weight yarn and a 4mm hook.


Make 2 hearts following the method below.

Chain 3.

Row 1: Sc in 2nd chain from hook and next chain. (2 sc) Chain 1, turn

Row 2: Sc in each st (2 sc) Chain 1, turn

Row 3: 2 sc in each st (4 sc) Chain 1, turn

Row 4: 2 sc in 1st st, 1 sc in next 2 st, 2 sc in last st ( 6 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 5: 1 sc in each st (6 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 6: 2 sc in 1st st, 1 sc in next 4 st, 2 sc in last st (8 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 7: 2 sc in 1st st, 1 sc in next 6 st, 2 sc in last st (10 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 8: 2 sc in 1st st, 1 sc in next 8 st, 2 sc in last st (12 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 9: 1 sc in each st (12 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 10: 1 sc in 1st st, 1 sc in next 5 st (6 sc) leave remaining 6 sc unworked. Chain 1, turn

Row 11: 1 sc in each st (6 sc)

Row 12: sc2tog, sc in next 2, sc2tog (4 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 13: sc in each st (4 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 14: sc2tog twice (2 sc) chain 1, turn

Row 15: 1 sc in each st (2 sc) fasten off.

Join yarn in 1st unworked stitch of row 10. Repeat rows 10 - 15, but do not fasten off. Chain 1, single crochet evenly around entire edge of heart. Fasten off. 

When making second heart, leave a 12 inch tail when fastening off. Hold both hearts together with the wrong sides facing each other. Whip stitch around edges, stuffing heart to desired level of plushiness when mostly sewn up. Finishing sewing together and fasten off. Weave in all ends. Ta-da! Heart plush completed.

If you have any questions about the pattern or don't understand any of it, please let me know and I'll help you to the best of my ability. If you make the heart, please share a picture with me!!! :)



WIP Wednesdays

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Hello lovelies!

Welcome to the newest feature on my blog: WIP Wednesdays. For those of you in the know, please ignore the next bit. For those of you who only look at this website because you're my family or friends, WIP stands for Work in Progress. So WIP Wednesdays will be where I share the projects I've currently got on the hook.

The reasons for this new feature are threefold. One: I hope that I can help inspire other crafters by showing what I'm working on. Two: I hope other crafters will post in the comments about what they're working on so I can gather some inspiration. And Three: I mean to use it to hold me accountable. Because if I post a project here and then it's still on my WIP the following week, I'll feel like I haven't accomplished much. (Unless it's a monster of a project, like the dress that won't go away. Which is a whole post in and of itself. Check back later this week as I delve into the insane process that's been!).

First up today, I'm working on turning this gold lace piece into a sheath dress or swimsuit cover.


This was the lacework before I started dress-ifying it. It was about 26 inches at it's widest parts, and it was meant to be a 12-sided piece, but I didn't work the original doily pattern to completion, so it ended up this weird not quite hexagon, not quite 12-sided shape. I didn't like it and wanted to make it something different.

This photo is a bit outdated, I'm actually nearly done with it. I had to frog 4 or 5 rows a few times over to make it fit right. The lace work is the only part of this I made using a pattern. The straps and back are all of my own invention. And let me tell you, it was a challenging but fun process trying to figure out how to pull it all together. Stay tuned for finished photos. Hopefully before next week's WIP Wednesday.

Also, I'm working on a bunch of smaller projects - mostly jewelry - because in about 5 weeks I'm partaking in my first ever craft show (!!!) and I want to have a decent amount of inventory on hand, ya know, in case my stuff happens to be wildly popular. Don't want to disappoint the customers. :) I'm also preparing for the show in other ways - buying displays, figuring out where to rent a table and folding chairs from, making price tags, getting my Square reader set up, etc.

So what are you working on this week, friends? It doesn't have to be craft-related either! We're all working towards things, so please share.

Crafty Goals

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You ever have one of those days (or years) where you just don’t feel like doing anything at all? I’ve struggled with lack of motivation for what feels like forever. It’s so much easier to avoid doing things, ya know? Especially when also dealing with mild depression and anxiety.

But that’s caused me to accumulate this long list of goals that I haven’t actively been working towards. A list of things that, if I weren’t so unmotivated, and/or introverted, might be fairly easy to accomplish. I’m going to post part of that list here – these are just some of the goals I have that are related to my crafty endeavors. Maybe you folks, if anybody reads this, will help hold me accountable to this list.

They aren’t in any particular order; I’ve listed them as they’ve popped into my head over the past few months.

  • Teach crochet classes, preferably at 757 Makerspace’s studio space. *
  • Participate in a craft fair, flea market, or other such art show
  • Increase sales via / Etsy shop
  • Have a popup shop in Norfolk, maybe shared with other independent creators
  • Create a yarn bomb on a larger scale than I’ve done in the past
  • Make a vlog about my crafting failures, because people usually only post their successes and it’s kind of intimidating to see people make such lovely things without seeing their trial/error process
  • Organize a Night Market in Norfolk

Of course, these are the broad goals. I’m working on breaking them down into smaller bits so they don’t seem so daunting.

What goals have you set for yourself? How have you struggled with them? Do you have any advice or tips on helping me accomplish any of my goals? Leave a comment!

*I’ve already taken small steps to make this one happen. Keep an eye out for updates, I guess.

Where in the world did July go?!

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A while ago I posted that I wanted to give away crochet flowers, and that I would be holding a contest and people would have until July 23rd to enter. 

Well, I didn't really advertise that very well, because on July 6th, I started feeling ill, and I didn't completely recover until over 2.5 weeks later. It felt like a super flu, and when the doctor finally put me on antibiotics for a respiratory infection on July 15th, they made me feel nauseated. And I had to take them for a week. I did eventually start feeling myself again, but only a few days ago.

Needless to say, I haven't really done much of anything for the month of July, and I feel really terrible about that. SOOO. I'm going to fine-tune the contest and run it differently and then annoy the crap outta all of you with reminders. Stay tuned! 

(Oh, and I've learned not to take my health for granted, because being sick is very unpleasant, but I didn't really realize that until my health was briefly compromised. Take care of yourselves, both physically and mentally, please!)

Making cities more flowerful since 2014

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In March of 2014, I started #floweryourcity as a way to make my city brighter, more colorful, and happier.

And now I’m organizing a worldwide #floweryourcity to do the same for cities all over the world. If you’d like to participate, all you have to do is knit or crochet your favorite flower pattern in any color and then place it somewhere in the city where you live on the September Equinox - September 23, 2015.

Here’s the best part: if you can’t knit or crochet, I WANT TO SEND YOU FLOWERS. I’m running a contest on Instagram and will be sending crocheted flowers to the top 15 entries.

Basically all you need to do is take a photo of the place in your city where you would like to beautify, post the photo, and then tag me, including the tag #floweryourcity. If your account is private, I won’t be able to see it! You have until July 23 to post a photo, and I will pick the winners on July 25. Once the winners have been picked, I will gather further details about shipping.

There’s no limit as to where you live; I will send flowers ANYWHERE.
If you have questions, please comment here!!

Motivation, Accountability and Me

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I’m a procrastinator. I will not deny that. I find that I work better when nearing a deadline. I focus more, because I realize that yes, I absolutely need to have this project done by X day/time. I hunker down and get things done under the wire. If projects don’t have a deadline and I’m just making them for a gift, or to (eventually) list for sale on my website, I almost never complete them. I found myself getting into this habit in college. I’m pretty sure I understand why, too.


Back in my grade/middle/high school days, my mom never had to say to me “Do your homework.” I came home from school and sat down and did my homework. I held myself accountable. I wanted to get good grades and make my mom proud of me. The idea that my mom might be disappointed by me was a HUGE motivator. Because my mom was (and still is) the coolest person ever.  And here’s why.


My parents split when I was young. Kindergarten? First grade? I don’t remember exactly. But I know the exact moment when I found out their divorce had been finalized. I was in third grade. My mom collected me and my sisters from school that day and we drove from Michigan to Pennsylvania to attend my cousin’s wedding. My mom had told us that we wouldn’t be able to go to the wedding if the divorce hadn’t been finalized. But we went. So it was. Though, third grade was a long time ago so it’s entirely possible that I just made all of that up in my brain.


So there’s my mom. Single. Raising three kids essentially alone. In a place where she had no family but her daughters. (We had moved from Pennsylvania, away from her family and friends, because my dad had gotten a job in Michigan.) She had to get a job, something she had never intended on doing after becoming a mother. She had to figure out finances, daycare for 3 kids, having a social life, and making it seem like everything was hunky-dory for her daughters who weren’t really old enough to understand relationships and how life works.


And it was rough. For all 4 of us. For a long time. But we all tried to make the best of it. One year for Christmas, my mom bought each of us a Game Boy. TO THIS DAY I cannot figure out how she pulled that off. But I’m eternally grateful that she somehow managed it.


But here’s the thing. I grew up watching my mom work, and work HARD. She had 2 jobs; she took ballroom dance lessons and worked hard at that too. When we got older, we became latchkey kids. We looked after ourselves, and each other. Sometimes we failed at that. Two specific memories of me failing to be a good older sister to Amanda come to mind. (Sorry you broke your collarbone. But really, it was your own fault. Love you!) But our mom trusted us to come home safely, to have a snack, sit down, do our homework, and generally behave while she was working to keep us clothed and fed and cared for.


So I worked hard because mom worked hard. Luckily I was somehow one of those people who didn’t really have to study too hard in order to succeed. I feel like if I had actually done some serious amounts of studying, I would’ve done much better. I mean, I DID maintain an A average, but you know those kids who somehow manage to get a GPA above a 4.0? Yeah, those guys were jerks.


And I think my ability to get by without studying really killed my motivation. When I went to college, there wasn’t as much “busy” work as in high school. No teachers were saying “complete this set of math equations by class tomorrow, it will be graded.” It was more like “Oh hey, if you don’t study this stuff, you’ll probably fail?” But since I could sit in class and take notes and still do well on exams without having daily homework, I basically just cut down on the amount of time I spent staring at textbooks, on the amount of time I did actual work.


What about writing papers, you ask? I’ve been knocking those out of the park since elementary school. I LOVE looking stuff up and learning things, however briefly my silly brain retains them, and then trying to impart them to others. So I coasted by in college. I was on the dean’s list nearly every semester, and I managed to get into grad school and get an advanced degree, but there was never really any pressure to get “homework” done by a specific time or date. And so I started putting things off, and putting them off. And TO THIS VERY DAY I look at the project I’m working on and what it entails, then turn to the calendar and think “yeah, this doesn’t need to be worked on until …. next week?”


I need people other than myself to hold me accountable. Even though my mom never actually had to say “do your homework,” her presence in my life was my accountability. And not that she’s gone from my life or anything, but she’s 750 miles away. She doesn’t  know what I’ve got on my plate at any given moment of the day.  I think I need to join some sort of art collective or something, where the members keep track of each other and say “did you finish that Pikachu you were making for so-and-so? No? Isn’t it supposed to be in the mail by Tuesday? Shouldn’t you finish that?”


How do you work best? Do you need somebody to remind you about projects? I’m sure there are people that would find it annoying to have somebody watching over them. To think that people were keeping track of them and “checking up” on them like they were small children.


I would actually find it flattering if somebody remembered what I was working on and seemed interested in my work. Even if it was just a feigned interest. Occasionally a friend will ask about one project or another and I think that’s great, it makes me realize I’ve been slacking. But I need that on a regular basis, consistently. I have very little internal motivation. At least I know that about myself and can work on it, I guess, but still. If you know me and at all care about the stuff I make, I URGE you to send me a message now and then saying “did you finish that thing yet?” and I’ll probably reply with an enthusiastic Thank you! and some sort of crocheted gift. Deal?